Wrist damage???? Please read?

Right, first and foremost, you're typing therefor your not dead. DO NOT PANIC! This could cause your body to go into spasms and this is all we need when our wrist has gone into a state of anarchy. Control the pain with some freshly ground black pepper and a pinch of crushed rainbow drops. If pain persists do not call your GP as this could cause him/her to panic and then their body can therefor go into spasm which could lead to a manslaughter charge. Basically you are truly done for unless the rainbow pepper treatment works. Good luck.